Wednesday, July 26, 2006

skintimate.

today i ran out of shaving cream and had to shave half my face with my sister's stuff.

i hope i dont grow boobs or start throwing like a girl.

i had an interview with Starbucks today. i think it went well. we'll see.

it would be nice to have something to do in between hanging out, lounging around and doing nothing.

this is the first year since 2002 that i wont be going to school in the fall. youd think id be happy about it, but i am somewhat depressed about the social life i am sacrificing. however, i cannot afford a $10,000 social life.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

im sure its a big hit with fat kids.

vanilla toothpaste.



comparitive to brushing your teeth with cake frosting.

try using it without gagging. i dare you.

worst decision since the Coke Blak disaster.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

these people have birthdays tomorrow.

Tom Hanks, 50.

Fred Savage, 30.

John Tesh, 54.

Mike Gagne, 22.

O.J. Simpson, 59.

Jack White, 31.

Trent Green, 35.

Courtney Love, 42.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

at the drive-in.

I have never been a huge fan of going to the drive-in.

Maybe because my parents always made me go with my sister Danielle whenever she wanted to go with some sleaze.

Would my presence keep them from making out... ? Unfortunately, no. So I would always make it a priority to fall asleep as soon as I could.

irrelevant story time:

When i was 6 or 7 years old, I was home alone with Danielle and she told me she'd give me $10 if I didnt tell my parents that her boyfriend came over. I didnt have much need for $10 so i asked her if i could have one of her cds instead. I chose The Monkees Greatest Hits. And then her boyfriend came over and they made out in front of me while I watched TV. The fact that I didnt grow up to be completely effed up is a miracle.


Anyways, last night I went to the drive-in with my brother Nate and his girlfriend, my sister Kait and her boyfriend, and my friend Micah. I was opposed to going because it was already late, I wanted to go home, I hate drive-ins, and I was growing tired of hanging out with the PDA machines. Micah wanted to go though and I didnt want to be a party pooper.

Click

Kind of a cross between a modern day version of A Christmas Carol and It's A Wonderful Life-- except without all the Christmas and originality. I liked the story, I liked Adam Sandler and Kate Beckinsale, but it seemed like a 75 year old wrote the script. Some of the jokes made me cringe because they were so horribly corny.

Nacho Libre

I had high expectations because of the connections with Napoleon Dynamite, but I could tell from the previews that it wasn't going to be nearly as funny. However, Jack Black was in it, so it had to be atleast somewhat funny. Maybe I was just tired or in the wrong mood, but I only laughed out loud a few times during the whole movie. Perhaps I need to watch it again to truly appreciate it.
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