pants on fire.

i had a "phone" interview with Dick's Sporting Goods this afternoon.

aka a touchtone survey regarding lying and stealing aaand lying about stealing.

"do you lie?"
"what percentage of people do you think lie?"
"have you ever lied to your employer?"
"do you steal?"
"have you ever shoplifted before?"
"what percentage of people do you think steal?"
"do you think its alright to steal from your employer?"
"have you ever stolen a gun, murdered your parents and lied about it?"

this lasted for about a half hour.

and i passed their tricky mindgame/booby trap and have another interview on thursday.